I've been a very bad blogger. It's been over a month since my last post, and that post was about how I hadn't been posting, so what is that? I wonder if I can keep this up. I mean, I began this blog at work, on my downtime, and I frankly don't think I should be blogging at work anymore and should instead be self-motivating. So I decided to start blogging from home (even if it's during my "work hours" at home...)when I'm feeling inspired. But I'm such a stubborn hippy-dippy luddite that I don't want to look at a computer screen when I'm feeling creative. It makes my eyeballs feel like they're burning holes in my skull! I want to paint or shake a tambourine or do some "spoken word" (this means talk to my friends about shit they could not care less about) or contemplate some new hobby...like STRING ART (thank you, Lauren)! Wait...I think I recently did claim to have a new hobby...oh yeah, nail art. Maybe I should get back to writing.
Once upon a time, I met a certain man of interest and he was impressed with my blog (SCORE! somebody actually reading it). Now, this blog is dusty and smells like mildew...gross. It's probably from all of those old images of foxy women in bathing suits. Anyway, what I need to do is resuscitate this mothafucka and write something ENTERTAINING. Will do. I'll post again, today, and it'll be good.