Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Where You Been?

I am a serial hobbyist: a Jane of All Trades, Master of None. Renaissance woman, if you will. Or, to put it in modern terms, I have Creative AADD (the first "A" is for "Adult;" you know that disorders get new names once grown-ups are diagnosed). What I'm getting at is that this blog is one of the countless short-lived projects that I have begun and let slip over a pretty short period of time. But I want to keep going! Which presents me with a challenge, as I don't think I should be writing this at work (I am now, but still).
So, here's the challenge: I need to take time out of my personal life to write essays, which irks me only because I usually avoid my computer at home. But we shall see. I've got some stuff brewing! And I apparently have more than one reader! Thanks, guys.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Summer Safety Tips

Happy Summer! I know it's been summer for nine days already, and in this neck of the world we've had enough heat and humidity for the whole summer, but it's now July! It's all downhill from here; before we know it, the leaves will be changing...assuming, of course, that seasons prevail and nature doesn't go completely haywire.
Really, though, I'm excited. Now is a good time to lay in the grass, read, sleep, eat potato salad, drink lemonade, eat beer, drink chicken, and get swimmer's ear. Worship the sun, but not too hard. Revel in it! Summer is really short. Eat it up, but make sure to chew, then swallow.
This is nonsense. Goodnight!